IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM LENNY

IT'S BEEN GREAT DOING THIS BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS. NOW LET'S TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. JLL.

MOST THOUGHT-PROVOKING MUSIC VIDEO OF OUR TIME

THIS JUST IN. YouTube has banned the video. Please click here to see it.

Song by MIA. The director deserves an award. I’d say not for the weak, but there’s nothing in here you haven’t seen in a Tarantino flick. DISCLAIMER: We the people of California are certain there are no such activities in our streets. We hope. You will want to click full screen for this one. Any attempt to invest emotions of protagonism in this clip is ill-advised.

ESMEE DENTERS & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

I love this video. Shot in my neck of the woods.

LENNY LIFESTYLE: NEPTUNE’S LAIR

This has taken luxury to another level, under-water to be precise. While Paris Hilton galavants around this earth in a half-drunken state, her family is still re-inventing the hotel experience with this breath-taking restaurant/hotel in the Maldives. Originally a suite ($510/Night), the Hilton Maldives Resort & Spa set up a restaurant which can seat up to 12 people under water. Pure bliss… high class point and kill. Lolz.

TECH-LENNOGY: NOKIA’s ATTENTION WHORE

The war between Apple iPhone & BlackBerry has had their names on the lips of every young and middle aged adult these days. But all that talk has the cellphone giant Nokia feeling slightly left out in the last few years. People still buy it, but its not a trending topic anymore. So this is how Nokia screams “I’M RIGHT HERE DAMN IT”. And her name is N8.

Touch screen interface (hello Apple) with an angry 12MP camera (fuck you Apple) that shoots HD video, plugs into HDTV’s with HDMI cables and plays all media in Dolby Digital Surround while the phone comes a range of furious colors. Not just the wildest colors to surface the telecom industry but perhaps also the widest in variety. Reminds me completely of a forgotten ex-girlfriend trying too hard to instill jealousy… but bitch we don’t miss you. Sorry.

GUCCI IS SUCH A CLOWN

Oh what a pair that would be.

SOMEONE’S NOT BEING HONEST

I’m almost certain these 3 ladies share at least one parent. Lol. Hollywood secrets?

LENNY’s ANGELS

KENDRA: MY FAVE WHITE GIRL

Ha. Look at that girl go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82hTy6qi9YQ

Too $hort is STILL pimping? Damn.

IN LADY LENNY FASHION

JEN KAO

HERMES

BOTTEGA VENETA

NINA RICCI

VALEXTRA

HELMUT LANG

AUTO LEVANNE: PORSCHE PANAMERA BLACK EDITION

Jigga has really influenced the game with the “all black everything.” Techart has immersed this beast in matte black complete with a custom aerodynamic kit, 22″ blacked-out rims, custom exhaust and running daytime LEDs to make the ladies blush. The interior wasn’t left out on this Noir mode either, with a matte black dashboard, center console, black leather seats and black trimmings.

Price tag? Thought you’d never ask, €220,000, which is $292,600 for we yankees.

Black is beautiful

TECH-LENNOGY: MAKING MAC FRIENDLIER

Simplicity in the face of sophistication. The Henge Dock is a Macbook docking station that allows compatibility with almost every relevant multi-media device in your home, office or however you choose. Now your other gadgets can get some mac lovin.

PS: No pesky software installation required

HOT SONG. HOT VIDEO.

And proudly Nigerian…

See. We’re not all about internet scams. We have a softer side.

YAY 2010: HIP HOP IS COOL AGAIN

OH HIP HOP, how I missed thee. I don’t want to play with Uncle Souljah Boy anymore. Pwetty pwease.

Click for full screen.

THE GREATEST SONG EVER RECORDED

I’m tired of Hollywood posers. I want to party with these dorks for a change.